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Happy New Year, may 2015 be joyful and catful

2014 has been a very, very long year. 365 days. Many, many hours. Some quantity of minutes that I do not possess the mathematical ability or interest to calculate and oh my God, maths, I’ve already...

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The Saga of Cat Brown 8: Vet Noir

To truly illustrate how much Ambridge loathes going to the vet, I need to go back a few months to when she stopped eating. To be clear, Ambridge does not wish to stop eating. She is what one pet...

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Tall Girl Treat: boyfriend jackets, blazers of joy and Sky News

SOME NEWS! I was on TV news for the first time last week, and I’ve been very casual about it and in no way written it into people’s birthday cards. I had a smart byline, and was about two foot taller...

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School shoes for tall girls: size 9 to 13s that are fabulous, not punishingly...

 A while ago I did a scientific experiment (asked Twitter) if the season you’re born in is your favourite. Born in November, I adore autumn: how can you not love that tangy, bonfire flavour that fills...

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Boots of joy!

Morning! In great news, I’ve bought some absolutely banging new boots. I feel like I’ve found the Holy Grail, or the mysterious cities of gold. What a time to be alive. I’ve mentioned the travails of...

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A chapter by chapter review of Grey by EL James – The Telegraph

When the new Fifty Shades book, told from Christian Grey’s viewpoint, was released, I live blogged and tweeted reading it. I anticipated being done by lunch. I was not finished by lunch. This terrible...

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The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett – review for The Telegraph

Utterly thrilled, if in a very bittersweet way, to review the final Pratchett novel for The Telegraph. A sensational book that marks a terrible loss. #shepherdscrown #terrypratchett A photo posted by...

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Tough Mudder: In which I sign up for yet another absurd exercise-based activity

Hello! Yes, it has been a while hasn’t it? Everything okay? Smashing. I’ve signed up to do Tough Mudder London West on April 30, hahaha, how about you oh God. Clearly a 12-mile obstacle course with...

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David Bowie & Nine Inch Nails – Hurt

It’s my day off: I woke up to snooze the alarm for the third time, and saw a BBC breaking alert telling me that Bowie was died. Straight on to Twitter, “no no no, how?”. Radio 2 to 6 Music; to Shaun...

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Anxiety and depression: the rise of the twentysomething life crisis (The Times)

I've got a piece in Times Weekend today accompanied by photos that show the perils of watching too much ANTM. A photo posted by @katbrown82 on Jan 24, 2015 at 12:58am PST This piece was originally...

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